cantfightfatetoo:

You know, I think I’m allergic to your cat.

Bell, Book and Candle (1959) dir. Richard Quine

afadthatlastsforever:

“The one thing I know for sure is that feelings are rarely mutual, so when they are, drop everything, forget belongings and expectations, forget the games, the two days between texts, the hard to gets because this is it, this is what the entire world is after and you’ve stumbled upon it by chance, by accident––so take a deep breath, take a step forward, now run, collide like planets in the system of a dying sun, embrace each other with both arms and let all the rules, the opinions and common sense crash down around you. Because this is love kid, and it’s all yours. Believe me, you’re in for one hell of a ride, after all––this is the one thing I know for sure.”

— Beau Taplin || The one thing I know for sure. 

beetledrink:

rercho:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

….where did people think ‘london bridge is falling down’ came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

btw sex playlists are stupid, music isn't meant for sex!! it should be completely silent when you do it so that you can hear all those schlick schlack noises your holes are making

omegaverse:

ok!!!!!!

flebus:

i just think that we live in an age where mainstream media corporations have embraced the concept of “fandom” & so in turn many online fandoms only exist because the people behind the media encourage its existence. 

and i just yearn for something like the onceler fandom, which wholly and truly only existed because a bunch of insane people wanted it to. and this desire was somehow strong enough to keep it going for, like, years. godspeed all you travelers. 

is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?

783-remade:

yes it’s called “bisexual”

sirlorence:

notabrobro:

vtubers making weird noises is like markiplier screaming but for weebs

oddpoke:

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

purple-ladys-stuff:

agirlwithachakram:

wickedwonderlandd:

tsunamistorms:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

mrrogerscardigans:

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

I don’t care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel’s and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?